Wake Up and Smell The Coffee, You Fossil

'"You know, Sophia, this birthday thing kinda has me depressed as well. You think you could help me, too?"

"Sure. No matter how bad things get, remember these sage words - you're old, you sag, get over it. So what if you knew Jesus personally? Wake up and smell the coffee, you fossil."

A tonal tan and cream yarn with rich speckles of gold, orange, and green.

Bases:

• 2 Ply Fingering: 100% superwash merino wool - 400 yards / 100 grams
• Single Ply Fingering: 100% superwash merino wool - 400 yards / 100 grams
• 4 Ply Sock: 75% superwash merino wool / 25% nylon - 463 yards / 100 grams
• 3 Ply Bulky: 100% superwash merino wool - 106 yards / 100 grams
• 4 Ply DK: 100% superwash merino wool - 231 yards / 100 grams
• 4 Ply Worsted: 100% superwash merino wool - 218 yards / 100 grams

While this is a signature colorway, no two skeins will be exactly alike due to the nature of the hand-dyeing process. Each skein has slight color variation and the color takes differently on each base. When using more than one skein, alternate skeins every 2 rows for best results.

We recommend washing all finished products by hand in cool water.

Dyed in small batches in a smoke-free and pet-free environment.