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Wake Up and Smell The Coffee, You Fossil

Wake Up and Smell The Coffee, You Fossil

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'"You know, Sophia, this birthday thing kinda has me depressed as well. You think you could help me, too?"

"Sure. No matter how bad things get, remember these sage words - you're old, you sag, get over it. So what if you knew Jesus personally? Wake up and smell the coffee, you fossil."

A tonal tan and cream yarn with rich speckles of gold, orange, and green.

Bases:

  • 2 Ply¬†Fingering:¬†100% superwash merino wool - 400 yards / 100 grams
  • Single Ply¬†Fingering:¬†100% superwash merino wool - 400 yards / 100 grams
  • 4 Ply Sock: 75% superwash merino wool / 25% nylon - 463 yards / 100 grams
  • 3 Ply Bulky: 100% superwash merino wool - 106 yards / 100 grams
  • 4 Ply DK: 100% superwash merino wool - 231 yards / 100 grams
  • 4 Ply Worsted: 100% superwash merino wool - 218 yards / 100 grams

While this is a signature colorway, no two skeins will be exactly alike due to the nature of the hand-dyeing process. Each skein has slight color variation and the color takes differently on each base. When using more than one skein, alternate skeins every 2 rows for best results.

We recommend washing all finished products by hand in cool water.

Dyed in small batches in a smoke-free and pet-free environment.

 

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Caryn

Love this speckled neutral. Great quality yarn!