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I'm Not Wearing Shoulder Pads

I'm Not Wearing Shoulder Pads

Regular price $28.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $28.00 USD
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"Don't you think those shoulder pads make you look a little aggressive?"

"I'm not wearing shoulder pads...."

A jewel-tone teal base with streaks of plum, gold, and peachy-orange inspired by our girls' best looks - with or without shoulder pads!


  • 2 Ply Fingering: 100% superwash merino wool - 400 yards / 100 grams
  • Single Ply Fingering: 100% superwash merino wool - 400 yards / 100 grams
  • 4 Ply Sock: 75% superwash merino wool / 25% nylon - 463 yards / 100 grams
  • 3 Ply Bulky: 100% superwash merino wool - 106 yards / 100 grams
  • 4 Ply DK: 100% superwash merino wool - 231 yards / 100 grams
  • 4 Ply Worsted: 100% superwash merino wool - 218 yards / 100 grams

This yarn is ready to ship, but please feel free to add a Dyed-to-Order item to your cart if your desired quantity is not listed.

While the color pictured is a signature colorway, no two skeins will be exactly alike due to the nature of the hand-dyeing process. Each skein has slight color variations. When using more than one skein, alternate skeins every 2 rows for best results.

We recommend washing all finished products by hand in cool water.

Dyed in small batches in a smoke-free and pet-free environment.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews

This yarn is out of this world. The colors are gorgeous. The texture is a dream and the ladies who run this shop are so lovely. I can’t recommend this enough.


Beautiful colors, as rich and colorful as the photo. Shipped very fast.


Wow- the pictures do not do this yarn justice! The colors are way more vivid and varied in person, and I am loving how the variations/changes in color are working out in the scarf I am making. Would definitely recommend, and buy again!


This colorway is absolutely breathtaking. I had Golden Purls add some dark teal speckles and it just made it pop. Love this colorway!