DK Tweed - Why Don't I Just Wear A Sign That Says Too Ugly To Live? #3

"Forgive me for staring, but I do declare, you're just about the most attractive man I've seen in Florida since Mr. John Forsythe performed Hamlet at the Burt Reynolds Dinner Theatre."

"Blanche, might I see you a moment? Listen, you keep your bloomers on, Scarlett."

A tonal red yarn on plush tweed DK inspired by every spicy thing Blanche has ever said.

Bases:
-DK Tweed-
85% superwash merino wool / 15% NEP Nylon
231 yards / 100 grams

This yarn is ready to ship, but please feel free to add a Dyed-to-Order item to your cart if your desired quantity is not listed.

While this is a signature colorway, no two skeins will be exactly alike due to the nature of the hand-dyeing process. When using more than one skein, alternate skeins every 2 rows for best results.

We recommend washing all finished products by hand in cool water.

Dyed in small batches in a smoke-free and pet-free environment.